Archive for April, 2005

Twin stands in for candidate

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

Political opponent says parade appearance was dishonest
Thursday, April 21, 2005 Posted: 9:15 AM EDT (1315 GMT)

SAN ANTONIO (AP) — Mayoral hopeful Julian Castro really wasn’t in two places at once. His twin brother took his place in a parade this week, waving to the crowd of thousands.

Castro told The Associated Press on Wednesday that he had a conflicting event and didn’t intend to deceive anyone.

“We can’t help that we look like each other,” said Castro, a City Council member and leading contender in next month’s election.

Retired state appeals court judge Phil Hardberger, one of Castro’s opponents, said he believes the parade appearance was dishonest and deceptive.

“If you’re 18 years old and having a date, it might be a youthful prank when you swap out your brother. But when you’re running for mayor of a city with 1.3 million people and sending in your brother as an impersonator … I do see a problem with it,” Hardberger said.

Julian Castro said his brother usually accompanies him in the parade, and they are rarely mistaken for each other when together.

from: http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/04/21/twin.appearance.ap/index.html

productive day at work…

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

came in today late… 9:30ish

almost immediately got a phone call from the leasing office of one of the apartment complexes i’m thinking of moving to (he asked if he woke me up, did i sound that tired?!)….

after hanging up the phone with him, went to figure out things out with roommate… i think until 10:00ish

called the leasing office, left a message…. 10:15ish

hired a lawyer, received the retainer agreement through fax… 10:30

googled more about laws… 11:00 <– with a brief break to clarify the testing procedure to the contractor… HA! that’s my little bit of work for the morning

finally made it to my news articles and internet reading- cnn, washingtonpost.com, msnbc, televisionwithoutpity… 11:45ish

called the leasing office… til 12ish

haven’t even started work… but hrm… is it time for a lunch break?!? jk

MIT prank paper accepted for publication

Thursday, April 21st, 2005

Thursday, April 21, 2005 Posted: 9:40 AM EDT (1340 GMT)

BOSTON, Massachusetts (AP) — Three MIT graduate students set out to show what kind of gobbledygook can pass muster at an academic conference these days, writing a computer program that generates fake, nonsensical papers. And sure enough, a Florida conference took the bait.

The program, developed by students Jeremy Stribling, Max Krohn and Dan Aguayo, generated a paper with the dumbfounding title: “Rooter: A Methodology for the Typical Unification of Access Points and Redundancy.” Its introduction begins: “Many scholars would agree that, had it not been for active networks, the simulation of Lamport clocks might never have occurred.”

The program works like the old “Mad Libs” books, generating sentences taken from real papers but leaving many words blank. It fills the blanks with random buzzwords common in computer science. And it adds to the verisimilitude with meaningless charts and graphs.

Earlier this month, the students received word that the Ninth World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics, scheduled to take place in July in Orlando, Florida, had accepted the four-page “Rooter” paper. A second bogus submission — “The Influence of Probabilistic Methodologies on Networking” — was rejected.

The offer accepting a paper and inviting the students to present it in person in Orlando was rescinded after word of the hoax got out, and the students were refunded the $390 fee to attend the conference and have the paper published in its proceedings.

But they still hope to go, using the more than $2,000 raised in contributions to their prank, much of it from admirers who tested the program on the students’ Web site.

“We wanted to go down there and give a randomly generated talk,” Stribling said.

E-mails to a conference address and to organizer Nagib Callaos were not immediately returned Wednesday, and there was no answer at the Orlando telephone number listed under Callaos’ name.

According to e-mails sent to the students and information posted by Callaos on the conference Web site, reviewers detected several bogus submissions. But the reviewers provided no “formal feedback” on the second paper, so it was accepted as a “non-reviewed paper.” Callaos said it would have been unfair to reject a paper because there had been no feedback.

Stribling doubts the paper fooled anyone who actually read it, which keeps the hoax a notch below a famous 1996 prank in which physicist Alan Sokal persuaded a Duke University journal called Social Text to publish a bogus article titled “Transgressing the Boundaries: Towards a Transformative Hermeneutics of Quantum Gravity.”

But in addition to mocking academic jargon, the prank sheds light on what Stribling sees as a problem: conferences with low standards that pander to academics looking to pad their resumes, but which harm the reputations of more reputable gatherings.

“We certainly exposed this conference as being willing to publish any paper regardless of whether it’s been peer-reviewed, which is kind of a dangerous precedent to set,” Stribling said. “It’s kind of dangerous to be able to pass anything off as scientifically valid.”

According to its Web site, the conference featured more than 2,900 papers last year, and a preliminary program for this year’s event lists presentations by researchers from numerous universities, including highly respected ones like Northwestern and the University of Texas, as well as companies such as Intel Corp.

But the conference has apparently been targeted by pranksters before.

An Australian computer scientist, Justin Zobel, describes on his Web site three papers that were accepted without comment for the 2002 conference.

One submission was purposefully nonsensical, another submission juxtaposed lines from two different papers, and the third tried unsuccessfully to sabotage itself by claiming, for instance, that the method proposed “does not work at all.”

from: http://www.cnn.com/2005/EDUCATION/04/21/academic.hoax.ap/index.html

SWAT Monkey! a Natural for a Television Show

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005

PHOENIX (Reuters) – Send in the SWAT monkey.

It’s not an order police commanders are accustomed to giving, but that could change if an Arizona police department follows through on a proposal to train a capuchin monkey for high-risk police operations.

A Special Weapons and Tactics veteran from Mesa, Arizona, a suburb of Phoenix, has researched the possibility of landing a $100,000 federal grant to fund a pilot program to train one monkey.

“Everybody laughs about it until they really start thinking about it,” Sean Truelove told the East Valley Tribune, a local newspaper. “It could change the way we do business.”

Major city police departments in the United States use paramilitary SWAT teams for hostage situations and in situations involving heavily armed criminals.

Truelove, who declined an interview request from Reuters, told the newspaper that the idea came to him in a dream about 18 months ago.

The test monkey could be trained to unlock doors and search buildings for police on command, Truelove was quoted as saying by the newspaper.

The capuchin monkey is considered one of the smartest primates, known by many for its decades-long association with organ grinders. The monkeys weigh three to eight pounds (1.3 kg to 3.5 kg) and live for 15 to 20 years.

Capuchin monkeys, native to southern central America, have been used to help disabled people, and are able to perform such tasks as retrieving items, serving food and opening and closing doors.

The Mesa, Arizona police department issued a statement saying: “We have always encouraged our department members to seek creative and innovative ways to improve public safety in our community.”

But the department also said the idea of training a capuchin SWAT monkey had not been cleared by the department’s executive ranks.

A representative from the nation’s largest association of SWAT officers also could not resist poking a little fun at the proposal.

“I’ve always heard you can train a monkey to do anything,” said Steve Smith, a board member of the National Tactical Officers Association when reached at a convention in Nashville. “Does this mean he’s going to have on little black fatigues?”

from: http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20050420/od_nm/odd_swatmonkey_dc

It’s not easy living on Dork Street

Monday, April 18th, 2005

Monday, April 18, 2005 Posted: 9:37 AM EDT (1337 GMT)

PICO RIVERA, California (AP) — It’s not easy living on Dork Street — just ask Mario Saucedo.

“I had a resume kicked back because someone thought I was kidding,” said Saucedo, who has lived on the street in this suburb about a dozen miles southeast of downtown Los Angeles for eight years.

Ester Avetisian, who moved there 18 years ago, said she might have thought twice if there had been a sign in those days marking the road tucked into what is still a semi-rural section of town where people keep goats and chickens in their back yards.

“I didn’t know the name until my husband and I were signing (mortgage) papers,” Avetisian recalled. “I was pretty shocked when I found out.”

Still, most residents have learned to grin and bear the jokes.

“It’s pretty funny,” said Clyde Parra, who has lived on Dork Street for eight years. “When I go to cash a check at the store, people ask me if I’m a dork.”

Officials say there is no record at City Hall explaining how the street got its distinctive moniker, but residents believe it was named after someone called Dork. It first appeared on a Los Angeles County tract map in 1936.

“It’s obviously historic, and it seems like streets named for last names are the norm in that area,” city spokesman Bob Spencer said.

from: http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/04/18/dork.street.ap/index.html

nintendo acapella

Wednesday, April 13th, 2005

dude, this is awesome!

http://gprime.net/video.php/nintendothemesacappella

stolen from wayne and christina

tricky clock faces…

Tuesday, April 12th, 2005

bah! last week, i was playing bingo with emily, this cute little 2nd grader i’m helping to tutor. instead of calling out numbers, there were time cards like 3:45, 1:15, etc. that she matches with the corresponding clock face. i am terrible at reading clock faces :-(

on the very first one, 3:45… she said her bingo card didn’t have the time. i asked “are you sure? what about this one?” pointing to one of the clock faces. she spent another 2-3 minutes staring at it, trying to read it. and then, i realized… that’s 4:45 you twit! she was right!! grr… i tried to recover… make it seem like, you know… just getting her to practice her clock reading… i think i made a very nice recovery

i’ve been practicing my time reading this week :-D i’m ready!!

my inner european

Sunday, April 10th, 2005

Your Inner European is Swedish!



Relaxed and peaceful.

You like to kick back and enjoy life.

Who’s Your Inner European?

random object quiz

Saturday, April 9th, 2005
You are a drumstick.

Absolutely insane. That is how most would describe you. You aren’t afraid to take risks, and enjoy putting yourself in strange situations. Most people hang out with you because of your hilarious sense of humour. You light up any bad situation, and can help all of your friends with their problems, except for your own. Because of this, you enjoy being around people like you. Many shut you out for your very weird, random personality, but honestly, you shouldn’t care.

Most compatible with: Guitar, and another drumstick.

Click here — What Random Object Represents Your Inner Self?

is the drumstick a chicken drumstick? or a drum drumstick?

intelligence quiz

Saturday, April 9th, 2005
Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence
You’ve got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you’re also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.
What Kind of Intelligence Do You Have?

this "innate artistic talent" and artsy fartsy business doesn’t seem right. my mom mistook my gingerbread man sculpture i made in 3rd grade for a turtle…