a sign
perhaps i shouldn’t be at work today
had to use the restroom today at around 11:15 this morning…
went into a stall and noticed that the seat was up! (an indication that no one has used the stall since last night, when the cleaning people came through) at 11:15! no one had used that bathroom stall! a quick check showed that there was one other stall with its seat up, the other 3 had been used already.
still…
at 11:15! where is everybody?! … on vacation of course!! why am i still here? … ’cause i’m dumb like that

July 1st, 2005 at 5:11 pm
Oooh, I love it when the seat is still up (in a public place, not because a guy has put it up) because it means you get a clean seat
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