“sniper” weddings
so over lunch saturday, i thought up a new business idea…. “sniper” (zeke named it) weddings!!
so the idea basically is for people who want to get married in a famous, public place (prerequisite: you must be able to buy general admissions into the place) i.e. sistine chapel, buckingham palace, taj mahal, etc etc. they’d hire my company to handle all the logistics of the wedding, from getting decorations into the area, getting all the guests (each with their own admissions tickets) in at the same time, sneaking the wedding photographers into position, choregraphing the entrance of the bridal party (again with their own admissions tickets), rolling out the carpet, bribing the organist (or bring in our own organist/musician) to play the music as the bride enters, timing all this so that other random tourists aren’t gawking in the photos and finishing all this before the security guards come! bride and groom will be available for pictures at the reception following at the local jail (zeke thought of a brilliant idea too… to tack on a law office to the business to represent the bride and groom after the wedding.)
who wants to be a guinea pig for me while i perfect the logistics?!? it’ll be free for you since you’ll be working out all the kinks in my plan!
August 23rd, 2005 at 5:05 pm
You and Zack are too too crazy. I don’t think I could even be a guest at one of those weddings, I would be too afraid that everyone would get in trouble to have any fun.