monkey nonsense

Grandma, let me play that video game!
i don’t see what the big deal is! i’ve been fighting my grandparents for the video game consoles since i was little! one time when my grandparents came to visit us and were bored (’cause they can’t really go out without my parents who worked), we introduced […]

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Wednesday, December 28, 2005; Posted: 10:28 a.m. EST (15:28 GMT)
SHALERSVILLE, Ohio (AP) — A 69-year-old grandmother has become the heroine of young video-game fans and the star of a Web log created by her grandson.
Barbara St. Hilaire plays video games 10 hours a day and spends a good part of her Social Security check on […]

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so my parents are like little kids and every year, my mom wants to open presents 18291 days before christmas. this year, my dad called me at work and was asking me when i was coming home so we could open presents early. they used the lame excuse that we were having guests […]

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just got an email from a high school classmate (the one who organized our 5 year reunion) about a teacher at one of the feeder elementary schools who’s in danger of getting fired. even though i never had this teacher (i went to another elementary school after kindergarten), i feel as if she was […]

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is there something that says after a certain age, you no longer are “technology savvy.” you don’t keep up with the latest and greatest, you’re unsure of what new technology is available and although you programmed your own VCR in your youth, you now rely on your children to do it for you?
my parents really […]

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today, i broke my bed…
i slid-dove onto my bed (i’d like to say julie is a bully and pushed me? tho that’s not really what happened) and 3 of the legs, two of which were already wobbly, gave way. one of the leg’s welding was already falling apart so this just ripped the […]

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woohoo! this is the highest cranky crabs score i’ve ever gotten! too bad my arm is so out of shape that after one game of cranky crabs, i’m done for the night. i’m gonna start “training” again so that i can take over the top 10… muhahahhahaha
http://www.ferryhalim.com/orisinal/g3/crab.htm… try playing yourself it’s […]

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kiwy the big blue dinosaur (or as betty once called him “stumpy blue”) was cutting up some fruit the other day…

i’m told i have too much time on my hands…. AND that i should become a professional fruit cutter tho really… i can only cut dinosaur shaped kiwis…

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talida bought a can of pimpjuice a couple of weeks ago. a couple of nights ago, julie, tina, and talida started to do commercial poses for it (one too many episodes of america’s next top model maybe?). for some strange reason, it reminded me a lot of zoolander and his commercials though really […]

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i think i’ve finally figured it out. this just about sums it up…
s: i’m torn between doing something and being a lazy bum
w: awww
s: the lazy bum inside of me is pissed
w: pissed that i have to do more work to switch
s: the ambitious person in me (about 0.01%) is pissed that the […]

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