monkey nonsense

i think i’ve finally figured it out. this just about sums it up…

s: i’m torn between doing something and being a lazy bum
w: awww
s: the lazy bum inside of me is pissed
w: pissed that i have to do more work to switch
s: the ambitious person in me (about 0.01%) is pissed that the lazy bum has let it go this far without doing something
w: that means 100% of me is frustrated
w: awww
s: but to search again would upset 99.99 of me
s: since it’d mean more work
w: yep
s: but to stay at my current situation would piss off that 0.01%
w: ohhhh i know!
s: which, because it’s the most ambitious, gets the most upset
w: just quit!
s: 99.99% of me is usually “meh” about things
s: 99.99% of me has thought of that!
w:
s: it’s that pesky ambitious part…
s: it’s pretty persistent despite being outnumbered
w: hehehe
s: 0.01% of me convinced the 99.99% of me that switching groups would be a step in the right direction
s: at first 99.99% thought that might be a good idea
s: however, htis has become too much work so 99.99% has gotten annoyed
s: plus, it has the sneaking suspicion that 0.01% is tricking us into switching there
s: but that it won’t be satisfied there either!
w: awwww
w: you need a new one entirely
s: 0.01 agrees with you!
s: and that is exactly why 99.99% doesn’t trust 0.01%…
s: why switch to another group if you’re just gonna ask to switch completely later on?!
s: that 0.01… such a troublemaker
w:
w: oooh, well maybe if you find a new goal for that 0.01%
s: then the 99.99 will just continue to toil in boredom
s: (that was 0.01 talking sorry. 99.99 doesn’t see a problem in “toiling” in boredom… it’s not really toiling!)
w: hahaha
s: yeah..
s: i’m so stressed, i’m breaking out like a teenager!

(conversation edited a bit)

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