monkey nonsense

http://metaatem.net/words.php!! now lazy people can make ransom notes with the click of a button! here’s a sample:

pretty cool! i think i might switch to flickr

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i was having a conversation a couple of weeks ago with a friend and we got into a discussion over funny people.
my friend believes that there are very few truly funny people in the world, that most people we casually refer to as “funny” are more people who have a sense of humor, not necessarily […]

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so i got my 3rd root canal yesterday, this time with my dentist in VA. i’ve, since i can remember, only had one dentist so i never really realized there are different ways to do stuff. (similar to how i never realized some doctors just prick your finger to get a blood sample. […]

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i went to the dentist on wednesday. bad news, another root canal (this one being the “watchspot” my dentist warned me about the last time i saw him, ~1.5 years ago. yes i know you should visit the dentist every 6 months. but i’m scared of them!!) also, a couple of […]

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CNN video about Potty Time Elmo.
Apparently one of the phrases that Elmo says “Uh oh, who wants to go?” sounds a lot like “Uh oh, who wants to die?”
I gotta say it kind of does!
http://www.cnn.com/video/partners/clickability/index.html?url=/video/us/2006/01/26/levitan.wa.elmo.book.confusion.kndo … i tried to save the link, not sure if this works

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CNN had a link to the dumbest business news: http://money.cnn.com/magazines/business2/101dumbest/?cnn=yes
here’s a sampling:
Winner, Dumbest Moment, Security
May I see my ID?
In February, ChoicePoint — the self-proclaimed “leading provider of identification and credential verification services” — admits that it sold the personal data of 145,000 people to a number of unauthorized recipients, including an identity-theft ring in Los […]

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i go to mcdonald’s quite a bit for lunch at work. the mcdonald’s near the office is on a pretty small lot, traffic gets pretty bad, it’s not a good combination.

in the diagram above, i am the gray box trying to make a left into the mcdonalds. the blue box is a car […]

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when very nearly all of the posts in your xanga subscriptions are in black and yellow coloring and include the words go and steelers.
GO REDSKINS!!! … even though they’re already out

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so if you haven’t already figured it out… i haven’t really been enjoying work lately. i’ve gotten really depressed on how things are going with life and what i want to do with it. some people have been trying to encourage me to just suck it up and go into work. and […]

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bored at work…
Aaww, youre woodstock! Youre a peculiar but popularcutie, who always seems confused. Youre alittle forgetful and adventurous and althoughyou might get the odd funny look, the oppositesex flock around you! Sweeeet!
Which Snoopy Character are you? brought to you by Quizilla
it said i was odd looking!!!

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