scientologists
on my way to work today, some lady handed me a card. she wasn’t terribly friendly, though she was smiling. after she had passed, i took a look at the card. it was a church of scientology card!! well, then i was really disappointed. from my wide experience with scientologists (none), i thought they’d be a bit friendlier, more excitable or something. at least i thought maybe they’d be like that south park episode! 
well the back of the card had a little test to find out:
“How Toxic Are You?” <– i got excited and thought they were talking about britney’s toxic song
Have you felt fatigued now and then for no apparent reason?
Do you ever feel “wooden” or lifeless?
Have you ever experienced drug “flashbacks”?
Do you feel less alert than you used to?
Do you sometimes get a feeling of lightheadedness or a feeling of being spaced out?
Do you feel irritable without reason or cause?
Do you have unexplained aches and pains?
Do you find it difficult to get excited about people and things?
Do you find you feel anxious but don’t know why?
Do you have trouble learning new things even when you are interested in them?
If you answered yes to 3 or less, you could have a level of accumulated toxins affecting your capacity to think clearly.
If you answered yes to 4-7 of the above questions, you could have a detrimental level of accumulated toxins, making you dull, lifeless or “wooden” with lessened ability.
If you answered yes to 8 or more of these questions, you could be experiencing a case of severe body pollution.
so if i’m reading this correctly… even if i answered yes to ZERO of the above questions, i could have a level of accumulated toxins affecting my capacity to think clearly?
April 21st, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Oh my…