monkey nonsense

so everybody who knows me knows i tap/shake my foot a lot.

sorry.

my parents have tried to get me to stop.
“it’s not lady like!”
“so ugly!”
“you’re losing money every time you tap!”
“you’ll get big legs!”
… and numerous other things

friends have tried to get me to stop.
“you’ll get big legs!”
“it’s so annoying!”
“you’re making the whole pew/row of desks/car shake!”
… and numerous other things.

none of it worked. i still tap. i don’t know why it is. i don’t even notice when my leg starts to move. typically, someone will tell me/tap my leg.

today, i was napping on the metro on the way to work. suddenly, someone tapped my leg. i woke up startled and immediately looked at my leg. it was NOT moving… for once! turns out the lady sitting next to me poked me with her purse while getting up. oops, i instinctively thought it was my leg moving again.

on another note: i have big legs. DARN foot tapping!!

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