monkey nonsense

• daylight savings time would never end. therefore the sun would not set at 5pm, or some insanely early hour. mornings would be ok because…
• the standard hours of business will be 10am to 6pm. there will be no need to wake up at 6am in the morning
• as a means of reducing commuter traffic, businesses will split up employees into 2 shifts… the 10am to 4pm shift and the 12pm to 6pm shift.
• four day work weeks! employees chose which day they want off. this also will help ease commuting.
• non-essential workers/business would shut down if the temperature dips below freezing and winds are gusting above 20 mph or the windchill temperature (temperature + effects of wind) is less than 0. a liberal leave policy would be in effect.
• businesses must give unlimited sick leave to all employees… tho it sucks because u can no longer use sick days as vacations towards the end of the year (as my dad used to do at his old company)
• drivers who perform the following actions would have their licenses revoked

ride the left lane while going below the speed limit

change lanes without signaling

make a left turn from any lane besides the leftmost lane, or make a right turn from any lane besides the rightmost lane

rubbernecking

any other idiotic driving

• the holiday of thanksgiving will be given the entire week. this should also ease thanksgiving holiday commuting.
• added to the list of national holidays:

boxing day, the day after christmas (because it’s fun to say)

3rd monday in september, in observance of h.a. rey’s birthday (september 16)

3rd monday in may, in observance of margret rey’s birthday (may 16)

spring break, first week of april

sure… the world would be a whole lot less functional, but at least i’d enjoy myself more.

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