monkey nonsense

since today is pretty much the only nice day of the year remaining, i wanted my parents to be able to use their christmas gift! so, instead of my parents (namely my mom) wanting to open presents early this year, i wanted to open them last night. plus, my dad has to work […]

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i used to have potential. in 2nd grade, i got an award for having one of the cleaniest desks in class. (insane, right??) i got an award in high school for spitting on bacteria (back when i thought perhaps bio might be interesting) and, in the most ironic of awards, an award […]

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so i bought bully the other week… it’s a game where you’re this teenage bully and you go around school picking on people and/or helping people.  i only played a hour last week (’cause i have no memory card yet) but it was lots of fun.  i got into a few fights when other bullies, […]

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1. being wrong, knowing what you did wrong, wanting to not do it again, yet still doing it again and disappointing/upsetting others around you. what do u do?
2. not being accepted for who you are. it’s reasonable to expect some criticism about who you are because everyone is different and others may […]

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i was reading an article about billy graham and his family trying to decide where to be buried once they’ve died. (http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/ article/2006/12/12/AR2006121201338_pf.html) it was an interesting article… i guess the subject is a touchy one and it’s interesting to hear how families are dealing with it. it’s pretty cool that it seems […]

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i seem to have impeccable timing when it comes to IMing/checking blogs.
i used to be able to freak out a couple of friends (cindy was a victim multiple times) by IMing them almost immediately after they would sign onto IM. this was not because i was a stalker and would sit by my computer […]

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so i thought i’d get my parents a nice bbq grill for christmas. my dad just recently washed the deck and recoated it with some waterproofing/color (so it’s not gray and ugly anymore) and my mom had complained earlier in the year how whenever my dad invites guests over, it ends up being so […]

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HAHAHHAHAHAHA, this is so sad!!
NASHVILLE, Tennessee (AP) — It is considered polite to light a match after passing gas. Not while on a plane.
An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.
The Dallas-bound flight was diverted […]

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oh those french canadians!
In French-Speaking Canada, the Sacred Is Also Profane
Quebecers Turn to Church Terms, Rather Than the Sexual or Scatological, to Vent Their Anger
By Doug Struck
Washington Post Foreign Service
Tuesday, December 5, 2006; A21

MONTREAL — “Oh, tabernacle!” The man swore in French as a car splashed through a puddle, sending water onto his pants. He […]

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i don’t like remixes… nine times out of ten, i like the original more than the remix. the reason i bring this up is because of a certain song being played often on the radio… gwen stefani’s wind it up.
what the heck. why does she randomly break into the lonely goatherd from sound […]

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