monkey nonsense

so derek jeter and jessica biel have been in the news lately, one of the latest celebrity/sports couples. i was reading talida’s star magazine (quality, i know) when i saw an article about derek and jessica. unfortunately, i haven’t been able to find an online version of the article so i’ll just quote some key parts here:

Is the two-month-long romance between Jessica Biel, 24, and Yankees captain Derek Jeter, 32, already going to the dogs? Yes, if… Tina… has anything to do with it! … Despite the shortstop’s efforts to woo Tina…, … It’s gotten so bad that Jessica’s afraid to leave the two alone together!

hahaha i’ve basically removed any references to tina as jessica’s pit bull dog! the real article is about how jessica’s pit bull (named tina), despite being well trained and despite derek jeter’s attempt at bringing doggie biscuits, still seems to dislike something about him to the point that jessica doesn’t know what to do… i guess the article is not 100% accurate…

note: this post only makes sense if you know one of my roommates (also named tina, but not a pit bull) is obsessed with derek jeter.