monkey nonsense

Talida: but mice don’t eat cookies!!
Talida: they eat peanuts
me: if you give a mouse a peanut?
me: but then how would the rest of the story go?
me: because u don’t need milk to eat peanuts
Talida: the mouse is going to want beer
Talida: and then he will become a belligerent mouse
Talida: once he’s belligerent, he’ll want to […]

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this turkey day was a huge family get together. a few of my cousins whom i have not seen in forever came! i had to pick up my cousin mae at the airport thursday afternoon and we were joking on the drive to my aunt’s… that we probably wouldn’t have been able […]

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meet my cousin chantal…

she’s my authentic, asian cousin!

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Just updated a bunch of things on my list of 101 things to do in 1001 days.
it’s less than a year to go and i have over 50 items left on my list of things to do… i’m thinking i might have to extend the duration in order to complete more. though granted, i […]

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i think i might have narcolepsy
i fall asleep real fast. like really really fast. i’ve fallen asleep while on the phone with people. i’ve fallen asleep within seconds of talking to people in a car. i can fall asleep almost anywhere… doesn’t matter how loud the place is. (i used […]

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i’ve started a new business. after careful market research, i think i’ve found a nice little untapped niche market! and now i’m ready to accept new customers. please, don’t everyone rush all at once…
while helping out one of my high school friends with her wedding, she mentioned how her fiance though that the […]

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so i was in NYC this past weekend.
i like NYC. every time i go, i have a good time. i’ve thought about moving to NYC a few times before. it doesn’t help that 75% of my roommates since college have moved up to NYC (and soon-to-be 62.5% of ALL roommates i’ve *ever* […]

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so i’ve been trained, after years of flooding problems (ask cousin jenny who experienced it firsthand when our toilets flooded on her before her shower), to hold down the toilet flusher for a few seconds to help the toilets flush.
however, not all toilets are like my parents. so this morning, at around 5am, i […]

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i’m fat.
maybe i hide my fat well…. doubtful, seeings how my clothes no longer fit me anymore. i’m becoming one of those girls whose belly pops out of every shirt/pants they wear… ewww.
maybe people think i’m pregnant… a coworker and 2 friends are pregnant… i’ve noticed i’m gaining weight at almost the same rate […]

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