monkey nonsense

i think i might have narcolepsy

i fall asleep real fast. like really really fast. i’ve fallen asleep while on the phone with people. i’ve fallen asleep within seconds of talking to people in a car. i can fall asleep almost anywhere… doesn’t matter how loud the place is. (i used to take naps at the black chairs in the UC… that area’s actually kind of loud!)

last night, i was getting ready for bed…. and my hair, in desperate need of a haircut, had been getting tangled in the necklace my mom gave me for graduation. so i decided to take off the necklace to untangle my hair. andddddd that is all i remember of last night.

this morning, at work, i was brushing away hair again and i realized… my necklace! for a brief second, i panicked… before i remembered taking it off last night. but then, i don’t remember ANYthing after taking off the necklace. i think i fell immediately asleep after taking off the necklace! i didn’t even have time to put the necklace on the desk by my bedside or anything! so i went to bed with the necklace on my bed!

and this is not the first time.. i’ve “slept with” coins (emptying out change from my pockets at the end of the day), pens, books, mail, and LAPTOPS on my bed. probably the weirdest thing i’ve slept with were batteries.

is this normal?