Talida: but mice don’t eat cookies!!
Talida: they eat peanuts
me: if you give a mouse a peanut?
me: but then how would the rest of the story go?
me: because u don’t need milk to eat peanuts
Talida: the mouse is going to want beer
Talida: and then he will become a belligerent mouse
Talida: once he’s belligerent, he’ll want to hit stuff
me: what do u give a belligerent mouse?
Talida: a mini baseball bat
Talida: but then he’ll want a cat to hit
Talida: the cat will probably end up eating the mouse
Talida: then the story’s over
me: that’s a rather disturbing story…
if you give a mouse a cookie, as revised by talida
November 28th, 2007 · 4 Comments
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4 responses so far ↓
1 Erica // Nov 29, 2007 at 1:09 am
Talida is seriously disturbed. Uh oh, don’t tell her I said that. I might want to see her if I come up to NYC. Oh, and that whole wedding thing … I should get her a reallly nice gift now ;-).
2 Clara // Nov 29, 2007 at 11:55 pm
I LOVE If You Give a Mouse a Cookie. I don’t own it yet though. I bought If You Give a Pig a Pancake while I was browsing garage sales one day in the rain.
3 talida // Nov 30, 2007 at 10:10 am
i’m not disturbing.. mice are disturbing!
4 Ren-Yi // Dec 6, 2007 at 4:33 pm
if talida ever wanted to write children books, i don’t think they will commission it after seeing her ideas
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