monkey nonsense

me: how come no comments on mr. dangles bojangles??
Victoria: ooh
me: a bunch of people commented on the controversial one about heath ledger
me: u commented on juno
Victoria: aha
me: but mr. dangles bojangles gets no love [frown]
Victoria: i wanted to be different?
Victoria: aww
Victoria: well he needs a friend
me: he does! and he’s looking
Victoria: nice
me: actively looking
Victoria: http://www.google.com/products?hl=en&rlz=1T4ADBS_enUS231US231&resnum=0&q=dangles+ty+beanie&um=1&ie=UTF-8 has he considered the pink dangles?
me: he’s a little weirded out by that
Victoria: haha
me: he’s more of a traditional monkey
me: believes monkeys should be brown or whatnot
me: more natural colors than pink
Victoria: ahh
me: mr. dangles bojangles is kind of weird too… like he’s shy?
me: but he’s also outgoing
me: like… when i first got him, he couldn’t stop kissing everything!
Victoria: he drinks…i know that much
Victoria: as i’ve seen it
me: hahah yeah
Victoria: oh i remember!
me: he kissed george one time
me: and george… he’s not that open minded
me: to be honest, he’s a little homophobic
me: which is actually kind of ironic…
me: because he likes hanging out with my guy friends
Victoria: oh that must’ve not gone over well with george then haha
me: and, in his words, “doing guy stuff”
me: which makes me feel like he’s trying to compensate for something
Victoria: haha
me: i mean, his voice is kind of high so maybe he’s just a little extra sensitive about his manliness
Victoria: i bought myself a webkinz this weekend. its a duck
me: ok, i’ve analyzed my monkeys too much
Victoria: i call her coconut
me: nice
Victoria: http://www.amazon.com/Webkinz-Duck-Brand-New-Sealed/dp/B0012J2376/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1201190121&sr=8-1
Victoria: she’s shy
Victoria: haha but yes, george might be overcompensating for his voice
me: yeah
me: and maybe that’s why he’s slightly homophobic
me: because he’s afraid people are questioning his manliness
me: sigh
Victoria: oh george…
me: awww coconut is so cute!!
Victoria: at least he hasnt decided he’s gonna like pump iron or anything
me: well, he’s pretty buff to begin with
me: he’s got an washboard stomach
Victoria: does he have iron quads?
Victoria: because you know, quads are VERY important
me: his quads… not so much
me: really, it’s his abs
Victoria: hmm
Victoria: dont tell him about the quads thing
me: mr. dangles bojangles is a little pudgy
me: some times he tries to suck in his gut
Victoria: but he’s cute that way
me: to impress the ladies
me: and by ladies… i mean like my friends
me: i guess not too many lady monkeys come by our apartment
Victoria: that needs to change
Victoria: or you’re gonna go home one day and find yourself in the midst of a raging monkey party
me: hahha
me: i’m not sure i’d be opposed to that… i do like monkeys
Victoria: haha