monkey nonsense

what’s been going on in my life?

• my stomach’s been upset. nothing new here.
• this morning, on my way into the office, i walked past a guy who looked like MOBY!! (that’s a reference to how i met your mother)
• work has been busy. this is namely for my nerdy CS friends: ren-yi… frankie… sunya… dave, my 212 TA… shoot, i have such nerdy friends. it’s a good thing i am so cool! =P jk. anyways… i actually wrote 2 recursive functions at work this past week! i haven’t had to do anything like that in the longest time. when i wrote my first one, i actually started laughing because i was like whoa… it’s like 212. and then when i wrote the 2nd recursive function, i had my logic all wrong and my program kept infinitely looping.. and then i was like WOW, it REALLY is like 212…
• a couple of weeks ago, i ended up having to skip tutoring because i was staying late at work. the next time i went to tutoring, monae was the MOST behaved i’ve ever experienced!! usually, because she has homework club before, she’s all tired and just wants to play games. i can usually get her to read but never to write anything. the week after i missed tutoring, she was all calm, listened to me, AND even wrote a paragraph about why she likes butterflies. i did feel bad for missing the previous week though because she was like i didn’t think you were going to come back after last week. last week, i was in subgroup (the group for students who don’t have a one-on-one tutor) and it was boring!! i felt so bad for having ditched her =( AND hint hint, if you’re interested in tutoring on tuesdays, let me know! they always need more tutors so that every kid can have a one-on-one tutor and not be stuck in subgroup.

BUT while nothing’s been happening in my life, a lot’s been happening in not-my-life…. because apparently EVERYONE decided to have a baby!!! so a bunch of my friends/coworkers (to use the medical term) popped within the past few weeks, cumulating in this week when 1 friend and my coworker both went into labor monday! on tuesday, diz arrived and on wednesday, dorothy arrived. and i got to see a few more pictures of aaron, born a few weeks earlier. dude, i really REALLY want to ea… meet these babies!!!!

me: I WANT TO EAT MY FRIEND’S BABY
me: i’m looking at pictures of him and i want to eat him
me: GIMME GIMME
Victoria: hahah
Victoria: wow thats creepy sounding
me: er, heh heh
Victoria: but whats creepier is that i totally get what you mean
Victoria: mostly, i just want to nibble on them
me: hahahha
me: i want to nibble
me: AND THEN CHOMP
me: and then mostly nibble
Victoria: sometimes i want to chomp
me: the fat ones u want to chomp
Victoria: especially if theyve got the baby soft cheeks
Victoria: YES
me: MAN
me: i’m glad you understand
Victoria: haha
Victoria: im not a cannibal
Victoria: but babies look so edible!
Victoria: lol i just told liyang that im not the only one who wants to chomp on babies (because he always thinks im crazy when i say it)
and he said Liyang: i hope u control your urges if u guys start the educational business
me: dude the kids we tutor?
me: not as tender anymore
Victoria: thats what i said
Victoria: but if they have a little brother
Victoria: who happens to come in with them in the arms of a parent
Victoria: i cant be held responsible for my action
me: hahaha
Victoria: see, i wont mind if you lightly chomp on my baby in the future
me: REALLy?!
me: dude i’m saving this IM
Victoria: i mean there will be teethmarks on it from me
Victoria: so….
me: hahahahahha
Victoria: no like BITES taken out
Victoria: just…nibbles

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