monkey nonsense

http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
awhile back, my cousin jenny posted on her xanga about leaving a letter for a SUV that parked in the compact spots. someone responded to her post with this url - www.youparklikeanasshole.com
BRILLIANT! absolutely brilliant! this is the best thing ever!
So the parking garage I park in is oddly configured. I think […]

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This one is a biggie. I thought about making it Action Item #1 because it is that important. But then I had a lousy commute to work recently so that too more precedent. That is not to belittle the importance of this… this one has more long-term, future impact.
Because if I ever […]

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I’ve created a new category called “When I Rule the World”… it’s going to have awesome posts about things I’d do when I rul the world. First on my list…
IMPLODE DC Metro and start over again
Because it cannot handle the booming DC population. It was not designed to! (or poorly designed to) […]

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the latest trend seems to be “go green” - be environmentally friendly, save the earth, yada yada. don’t get me wrong, i think it’s great to conserve the earth’s resources, but i have issues with the “go green” campaign. i think it needs to choose a new banner color. green, as a […]

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this weekend:

exerted my DOMINANCE at settlers beating jen, dan, danny, and johnson to start the long weekend. i. am. awesome. at settlers! err… kind of
changer banger came to visit!
i went to annandale late at night TWICE! i only ate once though…
SUPER target! dude, that target is HUGE. i kept losing […]

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