monkey nonsense

This one is a biggie. I thought about making it Action Item #1 because it is that important. But then I had a lousy commute to work recently so that too more precedent. That is not to belittle the importance of this… this one has more long-term, future impact.

Because if I ever have kids, my kids will need to compete somehow and there are way too many smart people marrying smart people. Why do you guys have to be so selfish like that? Huh? Mediocrity is the key here. By limiting the combined IQs of married couples (and hopefully marrying a uber-genius), my kids’ IQ won’t be that much lower than the average person’s. But what will mess this all up is if people start producing uber-geniuses. No uber-geniuses! (except the one that I need to marry).

It’s a simple enough plan. i just need to hurry up and take over the world because i already know too many smart people marrying each other and already the smart married people are creating smart littler people!! at first i thought about grandfathering in all the smart married people… but i’m seriously reeconsidering that now. so all you smart married people? you have the shums to blame! they ruined it for all of you guys.