monkey nonsense

i went boob shopping yesterday.

background: i have no boobs. well, i guess i have boobs, but they are tiny boobs and in combination with my potbelly… i’m pretty much flat. actually, maybe my potbelly stands out more than my boobs. i’m painting a great picture aren’t i? anyways… for vicky’s wedding, i have to wear a halter dress with a strapless bra. i don’t have a good strapless bra and as already stated, i have no boobs. when i went home last weekend, my mom saw the stick-on-boobs bra i usually wear when i have to wear a strapless bra and was like that is too flat!! she lent me her strapless bra which i put on over the stick-on-boob bra which made it better! so the lesson here is… wear multiple bras! anyways, so i had to go shopping for some boobs.

i went to victoria’s secret on sunday. i was very nervous because those salespeople are so goshdarn helpful. too helpful! one person offered to measure me. no thanks!!! after i took a few bras to the fitting room to try on, one lady kept knocking on the door asking me if i needed help. seriously! like twice before i even tried on the first bra! she knocked like 5 times. and then, after i had tried on all the bras, i decided i needed to get another size. i wanted to just get it myself so i put on all my clothes again and opened the door and there was a lady standing RIGHT by my door! so then i was like ok… i need a different size. so she got it for me. and then stood like IN the doorway! and was like why don’t you try it on and i can tell you if it fits? uhhhhhhh and then she just stood there…. with the door half ajar!! it was very very awkward…

last fall, i unknowingly got really busy. i say unknowingly because it snuck up on me. i didn’t realize how busy i was until weeks later when i realized i hadn’t seen my roommate ann for weeks! she would leave for work before i woke up. i would get home after she went to bed. we joked that we only saw each other once a year, but it wasn’t that far off! (ok ok, more like a couple of times a month maybe). after last year’s fall and winter when i was so busy, i decided that i would be more careful about planning and make sure that i don’t join too many times without realizing how busy i’d end up (which was how i got so busy last fall).

but i did it again between tutoring in the city, tutoring in the suburbs, small group, and various leagues for sports i do not play… my mondays through thursdays of every week are pretty much set… and weekends too. and it’s already started… starting from the last week of august, i haven’t been home that often again! so i had to postpone visiting pittsburgh and cincinnati until at least december. and i’ve resorted to scheduling to hang out with ann. i’m scheduled to hang out with ann on october 23 and i seriously couldn’t find any other time that’ll work!!

i’m so stupid.