monkey nonsense

i went boob shopping yesterday.
background: i have no boobs. well, i guess i have boobs, but they are tiny boobs and in combination with my potbelly… i’m pretty much flat. actually, maybe my potbelly stands out more than my boobs. i’m painting a great picture aren’t i? anyways… for vicky’s wedding, […]

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i’m frustrated when i spend more time commenting my code than actually developing it. i’m frustrated when i need to spend 10-15 minutes adding descriptions to variables called “city”, “state”, “zip”, “contactPhone”, etc so that you can tell what they are. if you don’t know what the fuck those variables are, you need […]

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last fall, i unknowingly got really busy. i say unknowingly because it snuck up on me. i didn’t realize how busy i was until weeks later when i realized i hadn’t seen my roommate ann for weeks! she would leave for work before i woke up. i would get home after […]

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