monkey nonsense

So my 1001 Day Project ended. It ended about a month ago. I didn’t do a very good job…
I completed 30 of the tasks with a few of them in progress.
Completed:
9.27.08 - 19. Learn how to cook something fancy
11.24.07 - 76. Meet a celebrity
11.9.07 - 53. See a Broadway show
10.25.07 - 68. Put […]

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i went boob shopping yesterday.
background: i have no boobs. well, i guess i have boobs, but they are tiny boobs and in combination with my potbelly… i’m pretty much flat. actually, maybe my potbelly stands out more than my boobs. i’m painting a great picture aren’t i? anyways… for vicky’s wedding, […]

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i’m frustrated when i spend more time commenting my code than actually developing it. i’m frustrated when i need to spend 10-15 minutes adding descriptions to variables called “city”, “state”, “zip”, “contactPhone”, etc so that you can tell what they are. if you don’t know what the fuck those variables are, you need […]

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last fall, i unknowingly got really busy. i say unknowingly because it snuck up on me. i didn’t realize how busy i was until weeks later when i realized i hadn’t seen my roommate ann for weeks! she would leave for work before i woke up. i would get home after […]

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so i normally don’t travel too much so i’m rather inexperienced when it comes to travel arrangements. and i’m a normally very disorganized person so i usually make really simple plans and hope that i don’t mess them up. but this past weekend, i had the worst travel experience to date.

the friend who […]

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a couple of months ago, i blogged about my shopping trip with my parents to get a “little mei” (a stuffed dog to supposedly be me. since they already hava a “little jie”)
a couple of weeks ago, i went home and “little mei” wasn’t upstairs watching tv with “little jie”. what the heck […]

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http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/
awhile back, my cousin jenny posted on her xanga about leaving a letter for a SUV that parked in the compact spots. someone responded to her post with this url - www.youparklikeanasshole.com
BRILLIANT! absolutely brilliant! this is the best thing ever!
So the parking garage I park in is oddly configured. I think […]

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the latest trend seems to be “go green” - be environmentally friendly, save the earth, yada yada. don’t get me wrong, i think it’s great to conserve the earth’s resources, but i have issues with the “go green” campaign. i think it needs to choose a new banner color. green, as a […]

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this weekend:

exerted my DOMINANCE at settlers beating jen, dan, danny, and johnson to start the long weekend. i. am. awesome. at settlers! err… kind of
changer banger came to visit!
i went to annandale late at night TWICE! i only ate once though…
SUPER target! dude, that target is HUGE. i kept losing […]

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