monkey nonsense

how did DC, the city i’ve lived my entire life in (minus 4 years of college), not even crack the list?! NYC?! I can’t even see myself there.

Your True Birth Month Is December

Logical Patriotic Ambitious Not egoistic Loves praise Loves to joke Fun to be with Not pretending Loves attention Short tempered Hates restrictions Loves to socialize Loves to be loved Loyal and generous Impatient and hasty Changing personality Good sense of humor Honest and trustworthy Influential in organizations Takes high pride in oneself Active in games and interactions

Ambitious?? Influential in organizations?! Active in games and interactions?! (well, maybe games…) Not too accurate, so I tried to get my actual birth month, March…:

Your True Birth Month Is March

Moody Secretive Revengeful Trustworthy Affectionate Loves traveling Loves attention Shy and reserved Musically talented Loves home decor Not easily angered Sensitive to others Loves special things Attractive personality Loves to serve others Loves peace and serenity Observant and assess others Loves to dream and fantasize Appreciative and returns kindness Hasty decisions in choosing partners Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic

musically talented!? just by that one alone, u know it’s not accurate.

i love how these quizzes basically put every imaginable character trait in each result so that you can at least say the results are somewhat accurate

is the drumstick a chicken drumstick? or a drum drumstick?

Your Dominant Intelligence is Spatial Intelligence

You’ve got a good sense of space and how the world around you looks. You can close your eyes and "see" images. You have innate artistic talent. An eye for color and shapes, you’re also a natural designer. Since you think in pictures, visual aids and demonstartions help you learn best. You would make a good navigator, sculptor, visual artist, inventor, architect, interior designer, or engineer.

this "innate artistic talent" and artsy fartsy business doesn’t seem right. my mom mistook my gingerbread man sculpture i made in 3rd grade for a turtle…

so a couple of people had this quiz posted on their xanga, so i decided to take it too! i have to say, i’m pretty surprised by the results (see below). Given how not practical i am, i’m surprised to see that ranked so high on both my profile and my “date match” profile. Religion… that’s another one i found surprising. Tho i do believe in God and attend church, i don’t think i’m very religious (particularly since leaving college. perhaps that’s a bad thing? meh) and i’m surprised my date match would also have religion ranked that high. Another weird result… intellectual before funny on the date match? i dunno… i’m a pretty shallow and stupid person. i thought i’d tend to prefer funny over intellectual so i wouldn’t be too lost in conversation. And finally… ambition?! i dunno… i’m not a very ambitious person

Let me know how accurate the quiz was for you!

Take the Online Dating Personality Quiz at Dating Diversions

and how can i only be 10?! i felt like i was choosing very adult-like answers! (i live by myself/with roommates, adults enjoy candy too, and what adult doesn’t want to work at fao schwartz?!)

another one of those online quizzes.  i thought it was actually kinda accurate for once!  i’m not sure about the stability bit, but i think at least the laid back-ness and going with the flow is pretty accurate. oo, and getting passionate about things and not stopping til it’s done? also true… i get obsessed with games.   whaddaya think, how accurate’s it for you?

wee! this quiz is awesome! i was honestly trying to answer accurately! is it my fault i can’t recognize those pictures of old white guys or know the periodic table?! i haven’t taken chem since freshmen year!! and despite working in the IT industry, it does not mean i actually like computers. what does that C in E=MC² mean? i’ve just heard of the equation, but i don’t think i’ve ever used it!!

You scored as Sloth. Sloth 100% Seven deadly sins created with QuizFarm.com

there were percentages for the other sins, but those didn’t seem as accurate as this one did. hrm… i suppose it’s a bad thing that this actually seems about right but with questions like “you like to sleep a lot” and “you like to lounge”… i never stood a chance

AND…

happy birthday cindy!! here’s a fun picture of you… over 10 years ago…

bah hahahahhaha