Funny Friends

this is my friend angela. she’s 24 turning 25 this year.

Angela: i’m giving you 10 seconds, and then i’m not talking to you anymore
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
2 and a half
2 and a quarter
2 and one sixth
2 and one eighth
you’re cutting it close!
1!
0
-1!!!!
>[frown]
Angela’s new status message - NOT talking to Crystal H., wait that’s too obvious, not talking to C. Hsiung! >:( 3:25 PM
me: hahahahahhahaahahhaha
crystal H is less obvious…
how many hsiung’s do you know?!

well… i’m rubber, you’re glue! whatever you say, bounces off of me and sticks to you! nannie nannie boo boo!

tina was sick last week and went karaoking over the weekend so her voice was really hoarse.

[10:19] tina: man my voice is so bad.. i hope no one talks to me today
[10:19] me: hehe
[10:19] tina: i have my work phone on mute… i don’t want to talk to anyone today haha
[10:20] tina: afraid my voice will be too sexy for ppl

i seem to end up living with nerdy people… (see nerdy betty for last nerdy roommate)

me: VM!
Talida: tonight?
Talida: hmmm what time?
Talida: or are you talking about virtual machines
me: NERDY!

May: i’m sleepy
May: but i slept a lot last nite
me: niiice
me: me too!
me: i slept for like 8, 9 hours
May: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sent at 1:54 PM on Tuesday
me: u’re really weird….

Angela: haha
Angela: mariam slaps my ass all the time
Angela: i like it
Angela:

ann: I LOVE WRITERS/CREATORS/DIRECTORS/ACTORS/CREW
ann: i want to marry ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL of them!
me: haha
ann: i may have to move to utah or vermont for that to be legal, however
me: haha
me: vermont!?
ann: …maple syrup
ann: ben and jerry’s
ann: gay marriages?
ann: and that, my friend, is vermont’s brand footprint

ann: is there a chinese school gathering for thanksgiving this year?
ann: cherylE and i are confusled
me: ooo
ann : i feel the need to eat lots and hibernate all winter.
me: i dunno what’s going on for turkey day this year
ann: *sigh*
me: let’s eat turkey
ann: whatever shall we dooooooooooooooooo if the parents don’t get their act together?
me: i know!
me: c’mon!
me: what happened to fred’s mom emailing months in advance to coordinate things?!
ann: white elephant planning should’ve commenced in MARCH
me: hahahaha
ann: i can’t deal with all this stress
me: caaalm down
me: it’s ok!
ann: btw, i find that people deal with stress in diff ways
ann: judy, for instance, punches great gaping holes in the wall
ann: michelle looks at her split ends
me: what do you do?
ann: monica figures out the riddles on ketchup bottles
ann: moi?
ann: i’m NEVER stressed
ann: i smoke too much pot, man
ann: *puff*
ann: sometimes i run
ann: (sometimes i hide…sometimes i’m scared)
ann: endorphins are good for the soul
ann: not so much for the sole
ann: i go through running shoes like a bopomofo
me: hahahahahhaa

this apparently is my funny people hall of fame

mary: u should put that on your funny people hall of fame

Changer Banger: i’ll buy you shoes.. and u can use them to walk down here
me: hahah
me: shoes would be a deal for me!
me: ’cause it’s hard to find shoes for $10
me: they’re usually more
Changer Banger: hahahhahaha
Changer Banger: it’s the sheryl ladd collection
Changer Banger: i got it at jcpenney
Changer Banger: ON SALE

Changer Banger: i gotta go nerd now
me: okkkk
me: fine
me: nerd
Changer Banger:
Changer Banger: hehe
me: if you’re ogonna be like that
me: i wouldn’t want to visit!!!
me: =-O
Changer Banger: :-O
me: i don’t hang out for nerds
Changer Banger: :………..(
me: i’m too cool for school!
me: jk
me:
Changer Banger: hahaha
Changer Banger:
me: ahh
me: i’m thinking of zoolander
me: when he says that to hansel
Changer Banger: but i have news for you
me: hahahah
me: HAHAHHAHA
me:
Changer Banger: you AREN”T
Changer Banger: hahahahahahha

me: GO EAT!!
me: talida says you have to eat
me: you’re becoming an anorexic bulimic
me: okbye
Julie: do you even know what bulimic is?
Julie: haha
me: you can read minds?!?!?
Julie: huh?
me: talida says she hears you throwing up in your bathroom!
me: man, all the way from harbor park!
me: (that was from zoolander)
Julie: does she have supersonic ears?
Julie: ohH!
Julie: haha

Vicky: i LOVE zoolander
me: heheheh
me: me too!!
Vicky: “you think i dont know what a eugogoly is??”
Vicky: lol
me: hahahhaha
Vicky: i love the turning left thing
me: hahaha
me: yeah!
me: i’m not an ambi-turner!
me: and when they’re talking at the modeling agency
me: and he spins in a circle to turn into maury’s office
me: hahahaha
Vicky: lol yeah
Vicky: or the part where will farrell is like
Vicky: “its the same look! am i taking crazy pills here??”
Vicky: ahahaha
me: hahahahah
me: yeah!!
me: ahh hahaha
me: but he learns…
me: when he does magnum
Vicky: haha
me: hahaha
Vicky: blue steel
me: everyone’s like =-O magnum!
Vicky: I KNOW!
me: it’s beautiful!
Vicky: but it was still the same thing!
me: hahahhaha
Vicky: just….turned left!
Vicky: haha
me: hahhaha
me: i like when he speaks to the prime rib of provitra
me: or whatever it was
me: hahah
Vicky: hahaha
Vicky: oh and when the girl is like, “i was anorexic” or something
Vicky: and theyre like
(kept the timestamp ’cause it’s funny to see the timing of when we quoted the line)
(17:12:50) Vicky: you can read minds?
(17:12:51) me: you can read minds?!
me: hahaha
me: yeah!
Vicky: LOL best movie ever
Vicky: dude i wanna watch it now
Vicky: but i need to study
Vicky: darnit!
me: bahhh!
me: watch it while you study
Vicky: yea
Vicky: and tomorrow i will quote it on my essay exam
me: hahahha
me: there’s nothing wrong with that!
me: that’s what makes zoolander such a great movie
me: b/c it’s applicable to everything!
Vicky: true!

me: how’s work?
Cindy: ehh
Cindy: kind of boring
Cindy: since everybody is gone
me: vacation?
Cindy: no
Cindy: conference
me: oh bah
Cindy: everyone is in Kuala lumpur except for me
me: bah!!
me: that’s where the prime rib of micronesia* is from!
me:
Cindy: haha

*so actually, i misquoted zoolander. hansel says that derek is trying to off the prime minister of micronesia… and then at the end of the movie, derek thanks the prime rib of provitra? propecia? some kinda drug.

Mary: i’m getting ditched for dinner!!
Mary: and i freaking dressed up tooo
me: you dressed up for bingbin!??!
Mary: u know how scrubbish i feel whenever i stand next to her
Mary: i’m in jeans and flipflop
Mary: and there she is..
Mary: in like… trousers and button down t-shirts
Mary: those damn grownups