Funny Friends

mariam: your xanga makes me sound like a freak

mariam: i’m not down wit him and his badself
mariam: my ghetto is not nearly up to par
mariam: i could keep a conversation going with him for like 5 sec

mariam: how would a tutu fit goo?
mariam: tutus arent that small
me: they MADE a tutu for goo
shruti: woah
shruti: really?
me: DUDE… ARE U CALLING GOO FAT?!
shruti: she was calling him small!
me: o
me: ok
me: oh man
shruti: lol
me: late
me: sorry
mariam: no i’m saying he’s not the size of a 5 year old
mariam: you’re slow crystal
mariam: this is the randomest conversation
mariam: first we’re imagining george in a phone booth movie threatening to kill someone in the bronx
shruti: lol
shruti: and now goo in a tutu
mariam: now we’re talking about goo’s inability to fit in a tutu that is not customly made
mariam: and apparently i called him fat by saying that

me: DUDE
me: PSYCHO JUST THREW SOME OF MY STUFFED ANIMALS!
mariam: you guys should go on the jerry springer show or something
mariam: “When roommates attack”

shruti: hehe we cant drink chai without u!
mariam: this is true
mariam: it would risk our friendship

mariam: i cant believe you put that whole n’sync thing in there
mariam: ppl will think i’m a boy-band lover

me: ITALIAN ICE!
mariam: i’m uh cutting back on water

mariam: it’s gonna be me???????
me: i have that song!
mariam: i want “its gonna be me”
me: haha
me: okkk
mariam: now i have it in my head
me: it’s not the same without vicky’s car!!
me: HAHHAH
mariam: every little thing i dooooo
mariam: never seemed enough for youuuuuuu
mariam: you dont wanna lose it again
me: uh…
mariam: but i’m not like them!
me: it’s kinda scary u know the words
mariam: hehe
mariam: i cant remember anything but the chorus
mariam: it’s been awhile
me: uh huh… sure…
mariam: but it will come back to me
mariam: it’s gonna gonna gonna…
mariam: it’s gonna be ME!
me: HAHAHAHA
me: hahahha
me: u’re getting REALLY into this
mariam: remember that part?
mariam: when they go up the scale?
me: ahah no, not really
me: i’m downloading it again so i can hear it
mariam: listen to it
mariam: it’s like near the end
me: it’s not on this laptop :-\
me: on old desktop
me: hahah
me: HAHAH
me: i just remember u playing it over and over again
mariam: hahaha
mariam: it’s a good song, dammit
me: hahhaha
me: HAHAHHA
mariam: all that i do
mariam: is not enough for you
mariam: don’t wanna lose it
mariam: but i’m not like that
mariam: …see? i know parts
mariam: cant remember what comes after that
mariam: oh, i can look up the lyrics!!!
me: hahaha
mariam: there was another song i listened to also…
mariam: http://www.lyricsondemand.com/n/nsynclyrics/itsgonnabemelyrics.html
mariam: they write down the name of each guy who sings it
me: hahha… thanks
mariam: hehe
me: oh my gosh! u be justin and i’ll be… er… and we can sing together!!
mariam: ooooh yeah
me: er… i dun remember any of the other people’s names..
mariam: lance?
me: yeah!
mariam: JC?
me: like ohmygosh!
me: uh… ok, stop naming them
me: that’s scary
mariam: thats all they have on here
me: oooo
me: hahah
mariam: arent there like 2 more?
mariam: i guess they just sit there and look pretty
me: uh, dun ask me… i’m bad at counting boyband members
me: i used to always think backstreet boys or whatever other ones there were only had 3 members
me: until they started multiplying on me!!!
mariam: no htere’s one that only has three…
mariam: but it’s not backstreet
mariam: hm…
me: really?
mariam: was it 98 deg?
me: o… hrm… i just remember i found out… one time when they were on TV
me: ther ewas like 4 of them on stage
me: and i was wondering who the 4th dude was…
mariam: n’sync has 5
me: hahah
me: oh yeah!
mariam: bye bye bye
mariam: haHAHA
me: one for each letter
mariam: that was the other spong
me: HAHAHHAHA
me: u found it!
me: hahahah
me: HAHAHHA
me: nah, it’s not the same… its gonna be me was like the one u used to play on repeat all the time
me: i’m listening to it now… so familiar it’s scary
me: i just need to be in vicky’s car…
mariam: i’m jealous
mariam: i wanna listen!!!!!!!
me: pick up!
me: pick up!
me: pick up cell phone!!
…
me:I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU CALLED GEORGE HIGH MAINTENANCE!
mariam: i cant bel,ieve you hung up on me
mariam: hahahahahaha
mariam: it’s good to be high maintenance
mariam: gooooooooosh
me: yo, you dissed my monkey!!
mariam: i did not
me: whatever!
mariam: hahahahahaa
me: man…. u’re lucky george didnt hear!
me: he’d beat you up!
mariam: no he wouldn;t
mariam: he loves me
mariam: he wants to date me
mariam: he told me himself
me: WHAT?!?!1
me: dude… george has a girlfriend!
me: GEORGINA!
mariam: meh those long distance relationships never work out
me: DUDE!
me: i’m gonna xanga this!
mariam: why?
mariam: its not funny
mariam: it’s serious
me: hahaha
me: HAHAHAHA
…
mariam: and i dont think george is high maintenance